Prehistoric Strongman Gifts

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Early photobombing

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Mammoth Posing

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'