Prehistoric Strongman Gifts

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Cone of Shame.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I think we overordered."