Prehistoric Society Fan T-Shirts

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

The discovery of asparagus.

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"