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'This is great! -- We've learned to talk the talk and walk the walk!'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Used wheels

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'