Prehistoric Poker Enthusiasts Gifts

Dinosaurs Playing Poker.

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Botox."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sailor's Poker.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

Just get her home before she evolves.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...