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Dinosaurs Playing Poker.

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Peel poker.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Botox."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Sailor's Poker.

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Just get her home before she evolves.

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'