Prehistoric Perfectionists Gifts

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

Worry tank

Bullseye!

65 Million Years Ago

The discovery of asparagus.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

The Evolution Of Man.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Perfection

Cavemen Exhibit

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Geekasaurus.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."