Prehistoric Perfectionists Gifts

Looking for a gift for a prehistoric perfectionist? Our collection features clever, creatively designed products that honor the detail-oriented spirit of early humans. Perfect for those who appreciate the meticulous craftsmanship of our ancient ancestors, these items blend humor with a touch of history. Whether they’re a paleo enthusiast or a creative type fascinated by the dawn of civilization, our gifts will add a fun, thoughtful twist to their collection.

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"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating." mockup

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

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Ancient Racing

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Worry tank

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Bullseye!

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The discovery of asparagus.

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65 Million Years Ago

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"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now." mockup

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

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The Evolution Of Man.

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'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.' mockup

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

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"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker." mockup

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

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'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.' mockup

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!" mockup

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!' mockup

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

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Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

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'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.' mockup

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

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"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog." mockup

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

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'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?' mockup

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

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"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?" mockup

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

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'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!' mockup

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

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'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.' mockup

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

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Perfection

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"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?" mockup

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

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"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!" mockup

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

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Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight. mockup

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

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"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members." mockup

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

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"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

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