Prehistoric Foodie Pillows

'There - a cookbook.'

"I just invented the power lunch."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

Before the wheel.

"What, you no have fire yet, here, we get you some fire."

"The shell tastes good, but that gooey stuff inside is terrible."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

The Velvet Mesquite

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

The First Roast Chicken.

Griller highlights never gets old

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Taste of the east (London).

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'Village store and Food museum'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'