Historical Foodie Pillows

"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Joint Occupation

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Grandma's caf

'I was in the catering corps.'

The Velvet Mesquite

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Griller highlights never gets old

Tortilla the Hun.

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

The First Roast Chicken.

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

Taste of the east (London).

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."