Prehistoric Chef Pillows

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Kid doing cave paintings

Grandma's caf

Early on-line shopping

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The First Cone of Shame.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Old Spice

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Carbon Dating

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"