Prehistoric Chef Gifts

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

"What's a patent?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Grandma's caf

Kid doing cave paintings

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Early on-line shopping

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Old Spice

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Carbon Dating

Mammoth Posing

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."