Predators Gifts

Fish being eaten, thinking 'Never look back.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Fishing

Human meat.

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Avoid hungry bears."

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Walking on Water

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'Drop the can opener!'

Rabbits $5.

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."