Predators Gifts

Fish being eaten, thinking 'Never look back.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Fishing

Human meat.

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Avoid hungry bears."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Walking on Water

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"That reminds me - it's about time to feed the little fella."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'Drop the can opener!'

Rabbits $5.

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."