Preconception Challenger T-Shirts

'Newsflash, loverboy - being a transvestite has got nothing to do with one's land of origin'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"I must have completely lost track of time."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

"I'm feeling generous."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

The full male cycle

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

Everyone thinks they can do it

'Why do they always draw us eating this stuff? I could murder a plate of scrambled eggs with truffles.'

Boxer with glasses.

Smacking Machine.

"Students, for Hispanic heritage month, I've ordered tasty pork tamales for everyone!"

'People seem to be avoiding me.'

"So...you have a boyfriend?"