Pessimist Challenger T-Shirts

"I think next year things will really be different."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Look on the dark side."

Tom's last day.

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"My glass is half empty"

"Die alone"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

Must you always be so negative?

'Your glass is half full!'

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.'

This will be a banner day for you!