Pessimist Ponderer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak to the pessimist ponderer—their introspective vibe and love for witty, thoughtful slogans make these tees a great choice for expressing their personality.

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The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' - mockup

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

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'The glass is half-full divorce lawyers, , , The glass is empty bankruptcy attorneys,'

'The glass is half-full divorce lawyers, , , The glass is empty bankruptcy attorneys,' mockup

'The glass is half-full divorce lawyers, , , The glass is empty bankruptcy attorneys,'

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'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.' mockup

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

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'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....'

'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....' mockup

'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....'

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'You can always count on Walter to make the worst of a good situation.'

'You can always count on Walter to make the worst of a good situation.' mockup

'You can always count on Walter to make the worst of a good situation.'

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Pessimists Anonymous - chart.

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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"Oooooo! It's a bit s**t."

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Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit mockup

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

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Arthur Schopenhauer

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...' mockup

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

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"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains." mockup

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

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"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived." mockup

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

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"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-" mockup

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

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"Look on the dark side."

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Doom & Gloom

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Tom's last day.

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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The End is Near art gallery opening. mockup

The End is Near art gallery opening.

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?" mockup

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

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'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.' mockup

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

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Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!' mockup

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

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"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment." mockup

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

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"Die alone"

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.' mockup

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

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A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists. mockup

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

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Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!! mockup

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

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Gonna Suck

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'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?' mockup

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

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'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

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"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy." mockup

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

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Must you always be so negative?

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Pessimist Ponderer T-Shirts Collection

Pessimist Ponderer Mugs

Looking for more witty and thoughtful mugs? Discover our collection designed for the pessimist ponderer—perfect for their daily caffeine fix and reflective moments.

Pessimist Ponderer Pillows

Bring humor and comfort into their space with pillows that reflect their cautious yet witty character—cozy and quirky.

Pessimist Ponderer Prints

Find the perfect print to celebrate their introspective nature—artful, humorous, and sure to inspire thoughtful conversations.