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"As you can see, I was able to answer all the questions without getting bogged down in perfection."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Bullseye!

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

D.I.Y

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

Perfection

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."