Preconception Challenger Gifts

'Newsflash, loverboy - being a transvestite has got nothing to do with one's land of origin'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"I must have completely lost track of time."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"I'm feeling generous."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

Everyone thinks they can do it

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

The full male cycle

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

'Why do they always draw us eating this stuff? I could murder a plate of scrambled eggs with truffles.'

Smacking Machine.

Boxer with glasses.

"Students, for Hispanic heritage month, I've ordered tasty pork tamales for everyone!"

'Oooooh yes Sharon - on second thoughts, marry a handsome stockbroker...'