Precision Junkie T-Shirts

That's what I call attention to detail!

'C'mon get it straight.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Raptures

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Ski-ball.

Snooker.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

Fit-Bite

Monks haircutting with compasses

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Model Shop

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'