Praying For A Promotion T-Shirts

"Last night I prayed for a raise."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

Career opportunities

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Everybody gets a raise."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

'I'll take it!'

Deadlines

Money exchange

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

I like you and I like your company!

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."