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'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

'All work and no play may make you dull, but it also makes you Vice President.'

"Your failure to pass the promotion exam looks suspiciously like a case of arrested development"

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Women Supporting Women!"

Work/Life Balance

The adoration of the gels.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.