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'That's our corporate ladder.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Reach for the Star.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

The adoration of the gels.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Work/Life Balance