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"In five years from now I see myself as your boss. Hire me and you get a nice raise."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

A fight in the Boardroom.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Reach for the Star.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The adoration of the gels.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Work/Life Balance

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'