Praying For A Promotion Mugs

"Last night I prayed for a raise."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

Career opportunities

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Everybody gets a raise."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

Concerned that she would be passed over for a promotion if management knew she was pregnant, Donna concealed the fact.

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

I like you and I like your company!

Money exchange

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Deadlines

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"