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'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Career opportunities

Upward Progress

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

The March to the Top

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

"I always wanted to work with animals."