'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'
Prayerful Techie Gifts
Looking for a gift for your prayerful techie? Discover thoughtful and witty items that honor their faith and love for technology. Perfect for inspiring moments at work or prayer, these products fuse spirituality with digital enthusiasm, making them a personal and uplifting gift idea.
Knee-Mail
"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."
"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
"I have an app for that."
"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'
'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'
"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."
'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'
The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.
"Are we allowed to pray?"
'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'
"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
"To create the universe, hit the space bar."
Why god isn't listening...
"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."
"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."
"I hate this damn thing!"
"Of course we have unlimited data..."
Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...
'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'
'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'
The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."
The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.
Guru Needs Tech Support
'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'
"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
Church sign: Now With WiFi.
"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"
'Dropped calls aren't my problem. My problem are dropped cell phones.'
Daily Devotional
"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"
Prayerful Techie Gifts Collection
Prayerful Techie Mugs
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Prayerful Techie Pillows
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Prayerful Techie Prints
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Prayerful Techie T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts perfect for prayerful techies—combining humor, faith, and tech passion for a look that’s both inspiring and comfortable.