Prayerful Pet Owner Mugs

'God Bless What Iguana?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Pet Owners' Date Night

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'If I am a bad dog, it's because you never took time to teach me right from wrong.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

An advantage of robotic pets.

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

"Enough with the criticism!"

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Old cat with its own stair lift

Dog collars.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"One day, this will all be yours."

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

'Yes, I think God still would want you to say grace for asparagus and carrots.'

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

'I ask you: How can putting us in a glass bowl with plastic plants be entertaining to them?'

"You're my precious little boo!"

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

"When was the last time you cleaned the goldfish bowl?"