Prayerful Pet Owner Prints

'God Bless What Iguana?'

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Pet Owners' Date Night

'If I am a bad dog, it's because you never took time to teach me right from wrong.'

Dog Thoughts

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

An advantage of robotic pets.

"Enough with the criticism!"

Old cat with its own stair lift

'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

Dog collars.

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"One day, this will all be yours."

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

'I can't use it...I can't afford the gym membership!'

'Yes, I think God still would want you to say grace for asparagus and carrots.'

'Yeah, I read somewhere that people started to look like their pets after a while...'

'I ask you: How can putting us in a glass bowl with plastic plants be entertaining to them?'

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'