Compassionate Pet Owner Mugs

'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Next!'

Pet Owners' Date Night

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Good Dog!

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Dog Thoughts

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Balding dog

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

"Enough with the criticism!"

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

'I can talk to animals.'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"You're my precious little boo!"

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

"When was the last time you cleaned the goldfish bowl?"

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'

"Why don't you use your litter box?"

Good Dog.

Magus the Cat. 1992-2010. Thanks for the meowmories.

'Hi, Mrs. Moore! It's Dr. Hammerhorn! I just thought I'd call to see if Tippy's got hiccups again like he had yesterday at this hour!"