Pet Devotee Mugs

"One day, this will all be yours."

Old cat with its own stair lift

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."