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"One day, this will all be yours."

Old cat with its own stair lift

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Love a Mutt

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."