Prank-loving Partner Pillows

"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mixed Doubles.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Advanced footsie

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

When clowns are hunting.

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Photobooth Photobomb

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'