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"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mixed Doubles.

Clown God

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Photobooth Photobomb

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."