Partner Pranks Pillows

'It wasn't the baby's crying that kept me awake last night...it was my husband's.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Hair Crop Circle

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Housekeeping?!"

Clown God

"Eat me"

Harsh Mellows.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.