Pragmatic Foodie Gifts

Looking for a gift for your pragmatic foodie? Find clever, functional items that highlight their love for good food and their practical nature. Perfect for those who appreciate both utility and flavor in their daily life.

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'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.' mockup

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

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But is it organic?

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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,' mockup

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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Give quiche a chance!

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"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette." mockup

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"Carpe pizza"

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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'Diet considerations.'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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"Is it free-range?"

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes." mockup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?' mockup

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

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'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.' mockup

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

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'Trade you lunches?'

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Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe? mockup

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?" mockup

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

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Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake. mockup

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.' mockup

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

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"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant." mockup

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

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"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..." mockup

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

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"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus." mockup

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

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"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?" mockup

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

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Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce. mockup

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

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Complex Carbs

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'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.' mockup

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

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Pragmatic Foodie Gifts Collection

Pragmatic Foodie Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for pragmatic foodies. Find witty, functional designs that make every coffee break a celebration of good taste and practicality.

Pragmatic Foodie Pillows

Browse our pillows for pragmatic foodies. Fun, clever designs that add comfort and personality to their living space.

Pragmatic Foodie Prints

Check out our prints that cater to culinary enthusiasts with a practical streak. Elegant, witty, and perfect for decorating their kitchen or dining area.

Pragmatic Foodie T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts perfect for the pragmatic foodie. Witty and comfortable, these shirts showcase their love for delicious, no-nonsense cuisine.