Practicing Swing Pillows

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Four children playing the flute.

Swinging

"This never happened."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Caught in the Music

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Not that slowly back...'

Swing

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'