Practical Gift Enthusiast Gifts

"One day you'll understand the joy of receiving socks and pajamas."

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"Now, a romantic gift is a new robe and slippers."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

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'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'Now a romantic gift is a new robe and slippers.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'It's my stool sample.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

The wedding-day - fourteenth anniversary.

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

"What should we get your mother for her birthday? - How about travelers' checks?"

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?