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"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"National security adviser"

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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

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"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"I go that extra mile!"

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'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'Get me public relations!'

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'