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"Yes, but take away the rodent droppings and the occasional shard of glass, and you've still got a damn fine product."

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."

'Find out why the media is assembling outside our building.'

"I'm not entirely convinced of your strategy as financial PR.."

'My publicist thinks I'm seeing someone else.'

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

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'How fast can you hype?'

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'How fast can you hype?'

Spin-free zone beyond this point.

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'I've received celebrity status!'

'Before we begin, management has asked me to announce that it is the policy to discourage all staff members from speaking to the media.'

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

Spin Doctors INC

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"National security adviser"

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'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Target your customer.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I go that extra mile!"

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You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

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