'We need a PR expert who can make heads or tails out of what I'm trying to say to the public.'
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"Yes, you are speaking to Grandma."
Communications Department.
'But enough about you. Let's talk some more about me.'
'Why can't they just say they've gone up?'
"Nowadays we call it 'media management.' Not a 'payoff'."
'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'
"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."
'Now go out there and sell yourself!'
"We need to think about raising your profile ..."
Building Directory... First Floor: Traditional businesses pretending to be young, hip and edgy...
Airport: Celebrities! Thank you for not intermingling entourages!
"But if you put your foot in your mouth, our rates automatically double."
'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'
'For two days this week, everything went as promised.'
Media lies.
'Senator Mahon put a little too much spin on this speech.'
Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.
'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'
"Brian's considering the optics."
This Message Has No Content
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
Hollywood Sign Developers
'How fast can you hype?'
"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
"National security adviser"
Create some buzz!
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
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