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'Don't worry, I'm not going to jump. I'm just screwing with the media.'

"I cannot tell a lie. I just need a better version of the truth."

Mr. Spinwell, can you teach me the art of spinning? House of Java.net Cybercafe. Heartfelt candor takes practice. Say, for instance, if I had to come clean with investors that the cafe was bleeding money. You mean that you're taking a long-term view by investing for the future? Or that you care about the customer and not just greed and profit? Tingles.

'It has undergone a thorough research programme. I've shown it to my wife and her sister.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

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"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'