Pr Person T-Shirts

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"National security adviser"

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"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

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"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I go that extra mile!"

Information...political rhetoric

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

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