Pr Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Spot the difference.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Prostate: 51st State

Totalitarian Humour

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Now, if you would all put on your glasses, we'll get a glimpse of our profits in 3D.'