Pr Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Spot the difference.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

Totalitarian Humour

'Now, if you would all put on your glasses, we'll get a glimpse of our profits in 3D.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

ANOTHER FINE MESS, INC.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...