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A tiny dog watches the big dogs eat meat.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"Here's the problem."

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

The Sensitive Dude.

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

That's the chairman's office.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

Nuclear energy.

"Now that's power."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Coming to a consensus.

"I told you Science was fun!"

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Nikola Tesla