Power Vs Vulnerability Explorer Gifts

A tiny dog watches the big dogs eat meat.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Here's the problem."

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

That's the chairman's office.

The Sensitive Dude.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The oil trap.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Nuclear energy.

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"Now that's power."

Benjamin Franklin.

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Coming to a consensus.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

Nikola Tesla

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'