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'Yes, I admire men who are able to cry, Charles, but you're just sniveling.'

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

'Yes, I admire men who are able to cry, Charles, but you're just sniveling.'

'I wonder if he cries like that very often?'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

CCTV in church.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

IT security.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

"I've mutated."

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'