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"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

'Bring me some more power.'

Malfunctioning geyser

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'