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"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

'Bring me some more power.'

Malfunctioning geyser

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'