Power Preservationist Gifts

"Actually the boss is away on vacation, but he likes to remind everyone he's still in charge,"

Scarcity

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Zoo animals.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Criminal waste of water

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Building in the countryside

Propane Supply

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

You were warned about mixed marriages!

'It's a new design to save water.'

Gluttony and Famine

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Cactus with Tap

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

Water Feature 2006.