Life Preservation Thinker Gifts

No-Kill Animal Shelter sits alongside Abortion Clinic.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Price may vary with weather.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Population train.

Bio fuel bread.

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

'Fresh eggs!'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Castle Efficiency

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."