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'That's not bad. But most of the other consulatnats gave us mission statemens with more detail.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Bring me some more power.'

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

A politician's dream come true...

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

'Speak up, Fenwick - I can hardly hear you!'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Robot about to eat a battery

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.