Power Pointer T-Shirts

'How come Edwards always gets to use the pointy stick?'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Bring me some more power.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

A politician's dream come true...

Glass Ceiling

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Robot about to eat a battery

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Speak up, Fenwick - I can hardly hear you!'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

The Loneliness of Power

Autumn Leaves

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Be a leader

"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"